The Checkout Game

from Security Device Enclosed by Tinnitis

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Recorded on a Yahama AW-16G digital sixteen track recorder.
Features Guest guitarist AndySocial of The Sheckies.

lyrics

The Checkout Game
(MC Tourettes)

In the supermarket I play a game
You may think that it's lame
But when I'm stuck in line
It gets me through all the same
I check the covers of magazines
From Cosmo to Seventeen

If Jennifer
Aniston
Is on two or less
then I win
If three or more times
I peruse her
Then the game ends
With me the loser

Star
Newsweek
Ew! She's on Maxim
I lose again

People and Entertainment Weekly
Are owned by her company: WB
But this week I Start to panic
She's on the front of Popular Mechanics

These odds against me
They're really unfair
Already I see
Uncombed mops of hair

Premeire
First
Every Day With Rachael Ray
I lose again

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from Security Device Enclosed, released July 1, 2006
Produced by Tinnitis.
Music and lyrics by MC Tourettes
AndySocial: Guest guitarist

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Tinnitis New Jersey

Tinnitis: A Different Kind of Music

Founded 2000

Recording since 2004

Featuring MC Tourettes

Featuring DJ Slow (2005-2007)

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