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Michael Bay Sucks

from Club Dub (maxi​-​single) by Tinnitis

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Written in reaction to the 2007 disaster called Michael Bay's so-called "Transformers" movie

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Michael Bay Sucks
Lyrics by MC Tourettes
18 November 2007


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1.
Hey, Michael Bay
What can I say?
You're so gay
How did they
Ever let you get to
Make the Transformers Movie 'cause it sucks
And I wasted nine bucks
When I went into the theatre.
Nothing could be queerer
But I knew what I was gettin'
'Cause I watched Armageddon
Where I learned that
Michael Bay Sucks

2.
To make things worse
He teamed with Speilberg
Who turned to poop
Every movie
That he put his hands on ever since he ruined ET
Tell me
Are they gonna use
Flashlights to kill the Jews
In Schindler's list?
How I wished
Transformers was by a guy who gave the fans respect
But I regret
Michael Bay Sucks

3.
Who's the loser
Who plays Spike... I mean Sam?
I don't understand
Why they changed the name
To something lame
But you're not worthy for the name Spike.
Then again, you're not worthy for Witwicky, either.
Let's betray the entire classic story
And the characters that made it great.
He's sure an ingrate.
That's because
Michael Bay sucks

4.
So what sucked?
I'll tell you what.
The real Bumblebee
Was a VW
Over halfway through
the movie till you see the Autobots
And they gave not
One robot
personality.
Bumblebee
Takes a pee
On a guy.
You wonder why
I say he hates the fans.
Now you understand:
It's just because
Michael Bay sucks


Chorus:
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks


5.
Even though the CG
Was in 3D
Megatron
And the other cons
Were one-dimensional.
Did I mention all
The glasses scene
B.S.
And the useless
Could have been removed from the film?
John Voight says, "Let's have the battle
In the middle
Of the city."
Pretty
Stupid,
You doofus.
Michael Bay sucks

6.
If Prime kills himself
How's that supposed to stop Megatron
from being cardboard cutout evil?
With his toughest advisary gone
He'd carry on
His plans. Boy they did a hatchet
Job on Ratchet
A lime green Hummer;
What a bummer.
It gets dumber.
He can't fix Jazz or Bumblebee.
What good is he?
You should agree:
Michael Bay sucks

7.
Did you ever see the Raymond episode
Where robert says Ste-
fania's annoying? Well, that stupid De-
cepticon who acts like a
Mogwai on LSD
Should be
Called Stefania
'Cause he so gets on ya'
Nerves.
He deserves
To be cut from the show.
He's got to go,
Just like the schmoe
who wrote him in.
Michael Bay sucks

8.
Why does Michael Bay disrespect the Transformer
Lore
That endured
For
A quar-
ter
Century?
Get your kicks.
Watch the real '86
Film, then watch the gay
Michael Bay
one side by side
And you'll decide
That the new one's an abomination
And if a bomb hit the nation
It wouldn't wreck Transfor-
mers
More
Michael Bay sucks


Chorus:
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Sucks sucks sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks
Michael Bay sucks

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from Club Dub (maxi​-​single), track released December 1, 2007

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Tinnitis: A Different Kind of Music

Founded 2000

Recording since 2004

Featuring MC Tourettes

Featuring DJ Slow (2005-2007)

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