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Big Toenail Polka

from 11​:​59 by Tinnitis

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1998 pre-Tinnitis 4-track recording. The song discusses the phenomenon where a stubbed toenail can get big, and how it can be the next dance craze.

lyrics

One day while drinking chocolate mocha
I rammed my foot right into a chair
In pain I did the Big Toenail Polka
Now I seem to do it everywhere

CHORUS:
You can do the big toenail polka
Grab your right hand and grab your left foot
Then jump and scream like some crazy joker
And switch and repeat until you go ka-put

When you stub your toe, did you notice
Your toenail can get big for some reason
I can't to explain why this is so. This
Is one I will have to leave to Beakman

And Beakman said, "You Can"

CHORUS

The big toenail polka is lots of fun
But when you stub your toe
Ooh!
You gotta run
You gotta run
You gotta run
I ain't talkin' about some big throbbing toe
What I mean is that your toenail will actually grow

So polka, baby!

CHORUS
CHORUS
You can do the Big Toenail Polka
Grab your foot and also grab your head
Then switch and repeay like some crazy joker
And switch and repeat till you drop down dead

Hey!

credits

from 11​:​59, track released August 1, 2006
Produced by MC Tourettes.
Music and lyrics by MC Tourettes

(c) 1998, Tinnitis. All rights reserved.

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Tinnitis New Jersey

Tinnitis: A Different Kind of Music

Founded 2000

Recording since 2004

Featuring MC Tourettes

Featuring DJ Slow (2005-2007)

Is Tinnitis for real? Or just kidding? The world may never know.
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