Name: America's Hemmorhoids
Duration: P00H03M40S
Description: 1994 pre-Tinnitis 4-track recording by MC Tourettes. Song is about people who dominated the tabloids in the mid 1990s. This was in the midst of MC Tourettes' industrial phase.

America's Hemmorhoids

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1994 pre-Tinnitis 4-track recording by MC Tourettes. Song is about people who dominated the tabloids in the mid 1990s. This was in the midst of MC Tourettes' industrial phase.

lyrics

I am sick of the likes of people like
Amy Fisher
Joey Butafuco
Tonya Harding
Nancy Kerrigan
The Bobbitts
And O.J. Simpson

They are America's Hemmorhoids
And I'll tell you what
America's Hemmorhoids
Are a pain in the butt
Celebrities like these
We don't need around
Because when they are
It's hard to sit down

Enough of this nonsense
Let's get a life
and start watching some real TV
Like Beverly Hills 90210

Oh no
The pain is back
Maybe there's more to life than television
How about you pass me the National Enquirer?

America's Hemorrhoids are the only ones
Whose lives are worse than my own (2x)

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from 11:59, track released September 1, 2007
Music and lyrics by MC Tourettes.

(c) 1994, TInnitis. All rights reserved.

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Tinnitis: A Different Kind of Music

Founded 2000

Recording since 2004

Featuring MC Tourettes

Featuring DJ Slow (2005-2007)

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