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Security Device Enclosed

by Tinnitis

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Poseur 02:56
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Punk Rock Chix On Roller Sk8s 04:30
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I was just a boy Playing with my toys It was such a simple life Then they would roll by I never knew why But they'd always cause me strife They'd laugh at me and tease And say I had cooties Can you sense the trauma here? They'd call me little squirt You know how that hurts I'd always live in fear Dressed in black and safety pins Dark nails and makeup too They'd tease me until my face, Like their hair turned deep blue They were... CHORUS Punk Rock Chix on Roller Sk8s (3x) They were totally uncool Punk Rock Chix on Roller Sk8s (3x) How could they be so cruel? For fun they would knock down My Legoland town What was their beef with architects? Then those nasty chix would steal all my Trix They were the unfairer sex I'd sometimes chase behind them to beat them up real good But they were too fast for me Sk8ing 'round the neighborhood Those.... CHORUS Punk Rock Chix on Roller Sk8s (3x) Harassed me daily after school Punk Rock Chix on Roller Sk8s (3x) How could they be so cruel? BRIDGE They would put gum in my hair Tie my laces into a snare I would always fill with fear when I saw them sk8ing near Don't you torment us small fries Pick on someone your own size I was too small to defend Cause they were real big... Like over ten -- Now the years, they have passed on And my childhood days are gone These days I would rather be Amidst female company So now all your combat boots And plaid skirts look so cute They once teased me. Now those chix all are giving me my kicks VERSE 3 So now I can be found Skating all around Amidst my punk rock girls Jammin' to Black Flag tunes Each mid-afternoon As they give my heart a whirl So if you're in our town You'll see us roll around My Punk Rock Chix and me This is not literal But me and the girls Make sweet harmony CHORUS Punk Rock Chix on Roller sk8s (3x) My harem of girl friends Punk Rock Chix on roller sk8s (3x) Now my song's at an end
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Freak (I'm A...) 03:13
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I think the moon landing's fake And the Earth's flat like a pancake I'm a freak The Illuminati rigs elections The Da Vinci Code belongs in the non-fiction section I'm a freak I say it's true Elvis Presley's still alive It's really Paul McCartney who never did survive That motorcycle accident in 1965 I'm an F-R-E-A-K I'm a freak CHORUS: I'm a freak I'm a freak F-R-E-A-K spells freak I'm a freak The Iraqi War's for oil My hat's made out of tin foil I'm a freak I still fear Y2K Hale-Bopp, take me away! I'm a freak I refuse to drive a non-hybrid car And I cannot live without my NPR I love it as much as I do the Midnight Star I'm an F-R-E-A-K I'm a freak CHORUS I have boils on my nose And I've flown in UFOs I'm a freak If Nostradamus said it Then you know I must have read it I'm a freak (Now that's real freaky) I'm the kind of guy who thinks the Bible's phony But I'm easily duped by Michael Moore's baloney I'd probably buy the Brooklyn Bridge if it were shown me I'm an F-R-E-A-K I'm a freak CHORUS Spazz, jerk, moron, goof, dope, geek I'm a freak
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O! Good Golly 01:49
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Oh! good Golly Got to go to the potty right now (2x) Oh-oh gotta go right now
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Darn Yuh! (remix) 01:49
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The Checkout Game
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The Checkout Game (MC Tourettes) In the supermarket I play a game You may think that it's lame But when I'm stuck in line It gets me through all the same I check the covers of magazines From Cosmo to Seventeen If Jennifer Aniston Is on two or less then I win If three or more times I peruse her Then the game ends With me the loser Star Newsweek Ew! She's on Maxim I lose again People and Entertainment Weekly Are owned by her company: WB But this week I Start to panic She's on the front of Popular Mechanics These odds against me They're really unfair Already I see Uncombed mops of hair Premeire First Every Day With Rachael Ray I lose again

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Released in the summer of 2006 with four versions. Each version had one of four different covers. Each version was also featured a different bonus track: a vintage pre-Tinnitis song recorded on a 4-track by MC Tourettes in 1994 or 1998. There was no need to buy all four versions unless you wanted all the covers, because the four bonus tracks were released together as a separate release titled "11:59".

ADVISORY WARNING!!!: "Security Device Enclosed" contains political views that may differ from those you've been spoon-fed. Tinnitis is not responsible for anyone's inability to handle dissenting ideas.

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released July 1, 2006

Music and lyrics on all tracks by MC Tourettes
AndySocial: Guest guitarist on "The Checkout Game".
Cover model: Krystina Kovalevskaya

(c) 2006, Tinnitis. all rights reserved.

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Tinnitis New Jersey

Tinnitis: A Different Kind of Music

Founded 2000

Recording since 2004

Featuring MC Tourettes

Featuring DJ Slow (2005-2007)

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