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11​:​59

by Tinnitis

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America's Hemmorhoids 03:40
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I am sick of the likes of people like Amy Fisher Joey Butafuco Tonya Harding Nancy Kerrigan The Bobbitts And O.J. Simpson They are America's Hemmorhoids And I'll tell you what America's Hemmorhoids Are a pain in the butt Celebrities like these We don't need around Because when they are It's hard to sit down Enough of this nonsense Let's get a life and start watching some real TV Like Beverly Hills 90210 Oh no The pain is back Maybe there's more to life than television How about you pass me the National Enquirer? America's Hemorrhoids are the only ones Whose lives are worse than my own (2x)
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Big Toenail Polka 02:15
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One day while drinking chocolate mocha I rammed my foot right into a chair In pain I did the Big Toenail Polka Now I seem to do it everywhere CHORUS: You can do the big toenail polka Grab your right hand and grab your left foot Then jump and scream like some crazy joker And switch and repeat until you go ka-put When you stub your toe, did you notice Your toenail can get big for some reason I can't to explain why this is so. This Is one I will have to leave to Beakman And Beakman said, "You Can" CHORUS The big toenail polka is lots of fun But when you stub your toe Ooh! You gotta run You gotta run You gotta run I ain't talkin' about some big throbbing toe What I mean is that your toenail will actually grow So polka, baby! CHORUS CHORUS You can do the Big Toenail Polka Grab your foot and also grab your head Then switch and repeay like some crazy joker And switch and repeat till you drop down dead Hey!
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McGyp 02:01
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Got ripped off at McDonald's and I'm gonna tell you what You may think I'm a mental case or maybe just a nut I may be making mountains out of little molehills but When you add off the rip-offs, it comes to quite a glut I was in Atlantic City and I had to catch a bus I had to wait two hours for the one from Toys R Us And the long ride to the station truly spawened my appetite So I ran down to McDonald's to grab myself a bite I ordered twenty McNuggets because I was a growing adult But the clerk behind the counter was no less than a dolt I was supposed to get four sauces because it's complimentary But I had to eat some dry because he only gave me three CHORUS Dry McNuggets They really suck They really suck Dry McNuggets Make me up chuck Make me up chuck Dry McNuggets They really suck They really suck I couldn't go back to the place to demand my sauce 'Cause I was on a speeding bus so strike another loss But it's okay because things that go around come around And as we left the station, McDonald's was burning down CHORUS Dry McNuggets Make me up chuck Make me up chuck Dry McNuggets They really suck They really suckDry McNuggets Make me up chuck Make me up chuck
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No Ashley 03:12
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Generation W always troubles you Generation X It's politically correct For Generation X TO have a lot o s-eX (allusion to disco band S-Express) As if the thing protects while they cash their checks Generation X Yields Generation Y Chromosome of Y Meets Chromosome of Y Someone tell me Why Why Why Why? 1990 baby 1991 baby 1992 baby 1993 baby All their names are samey So so cochamamie Don't you even say it! I hate the name I hate the name Ashley! CHORUS: No Ashley! No Ashley! No Ashley! No Ashley! No! (No Ashley No Ashley No Ashley No Ashley No! (2x) VERSE 2, much like the first Girls with names like boys Boys with names like girls It's a mixed-up world It's a muddled up world It's an Ashley world Oh no, I just said it In the sentence That word... that word... Ashley! CHORUS REPEAT CHORUS

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11:59 is an EP featuring four pre-Tinnitis songs recorded on a 4-track in the years 1994 and 1998. It provides a glimpse of what was to come. The cover is an allusion to the wildly inaccurate atomic "doomsday" clock, which is supposed to count all of human civilization in a 12 hour period. As of 2006, the clock was never set to 11:59.

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released August 1, 2006

Produced by Tinnitis.
Music and lyrics by MC Tourettes
Cover art by MC Tourettes

(c) 1994, 1998, 2006, Tinnitis. All rights reserved.

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Tinnitis New Jersey

Tinnitis: A Different Kind of Music

Founded 2000

Recording since 2004

Featuring MC Tourettes

Featuring DJ Slow (2005-2007)

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